△Do it tomorrow——you made enough mistakes today.
△Railway station in India : “slow” has four letters, so has “life”; “speed” has five letters, so has “death”.
△I love to give homemade gifts……which one of my kids do you want?
△The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.
△When I was born, I was so surprised I did’t talk for a year and a half.
△Anyone who thinks that he is too small to make a difference has never been in bed with a mosquito.
△You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.